Jeff, a New Brunswicker couldn’t have said this any better….
Here’s what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about New Brunswickers !!
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in New Brunswick.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you live in New Brunswick.
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New Brunswick..
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New Brunswick..
If “Vacation” means going anywhere south of Edmuston for the weekend, you live in New Brunswick.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New Brunswick.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New Brunswick.
If you have switched from “heat” to “A/C” and back again in the same day, you live in New Brunswick.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New Brunswick.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you live in New Brunswick.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New Brunswick.
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New Brunswick.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New Brunswick.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New Brunswick.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New Brunswick.
If you find 10 degrees F “a little chilly”, you live in New Brunswick.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New Brunswick friends, you live in New Brunswick.